This was on the Shareaza forum but didn't have such a good title. I don't know if there are enough people here to keep it going but nevermind. Someone might decide to join in.
So, the rules are you ask a question, the next person answers that question and then asks a question of their own. There are no right or wrong answer, that's the point. Well, it isn't because there isn't one.
I'll start, then, although I really can't think of anything.
Q. Why did the seaweed blush?
becuase the crab embarrised it
Why did the cow get constapation?
someone stuck something up there
if there are 24 hours in a day how many are there in a night?
None, obviously.
If you're born on 29th Feb, do you have a birthday every year or only every four years?
every 2
If I jumped off mt Everest wud I die
Very likely, unless someone at the ice cream shop thing was feeling parculiarly kind and decided to help.
If tiger skin comes from tigers and leopard skin comes from leopards, what does dead skin come from?
dead things
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
well this one is special it does
Who would win in a fight God vs Satan
God of course, what a question!
Can a person weight twice his own weight?
I don't understand the question so I shall say no.
If butter can be made by shaking milk for a long time, how is a milk shake made?
by shaking milk for a short time
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
because the pope said so
which is bigger an apple or New york
I'd say an apple. There's the 'big apple' but I haven't heard of the 'big new york.'
Why do so many places in America have the same name as places in England? Couldn't they think of their own names?
They couldnt cuz they were to busy eating McDonalds
Why is a computer mouse called a mouse, it has not nose, ears, whiskers etc.......?
It's easier to say than 'hippopotamus.'
Why does writing XHTML/CSS that works in all browsers have to be so difficult?